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Me and my...
...yes you've guessed
...Suzuki GSXR 1000
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Three Fathers from
different regions of the
British Isles are talking
about their teenage
daughters.
The first, who comes
from the South says
"I was cleaning my
daughter's room the
other day and I found
a packet of cigarettes.
I was really shocked as
I didn't even know she
smoked".
The second, who comes
from the North says
"That's nothing. I was
cleaning my daughter's
room the other day when
I came across a half full
bottle of Vodka. I was
really shocked as I didn't
even know she drank."
With that, the third man,
who comes from the west
says "Both of you have
got nothing to worryabout.
I was cleaning my daughter's
room the other day when I
found packet of condoms. I
was really shocked. I didn't
even know she had a willy."
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A blind man enters a Ladies
Bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a barstool and orders
a drink. After sitting there
for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely
silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that
joke, sir, I think it is
only fair - given that you
are blind that you should
know five things:
1.The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde
girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next
to me is blonde and is a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a
blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously,
Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a
second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah. Not if
I'm gonna have to explain it
five times".
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